A Letter from John Kerry

I, John Kerry, have chosen a running mate. This "mate" is as rich as my real "mate" and he has far fewer wrinkles. John Edwards, whom I shall henceforth refer to as "Little John", is the southern boost I need to win this election. What's more appealing to a southerner than a slicker than snot hotshot ambulance chasin', southern lawyer. Hot damn, kilogram, 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, here we come. I am off to my home in the south of France for some R&R. Little John is in charge while I'm gone.

Sincerely,

John "Big John" Kerry

John Kerry is a Saint!!

The Kerry folks asked the local priest to mention in his homily that John Kerry is a saint.

The priest, a devout Catholic, began his homily by saying, "John Kerry is a crook. John Kerry is a liar. John Kerry is a fraud. John Kerry is an adulterer. John Kerry is one of the worst Catholics I have ever met. But, compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint!!"

Your Humble Blogger Is Back

Good news!! I'm finally back blogging again. I know you've missed me terribly.

I've had a busy month, so that's my excuse. The wife and I have been busy with home improvement projects: putting up a new utility shed, having an inground pool put in, and, most importantly, treating a sick kitty. Our beloved cat, Aja, fractured his hip somehow (he won't tell us what happened), and he had surgery last Wednesday. He's coming along nicely, helped tremendously by my wife, who's spoiling him rotten.

Anyway, I've got plenty of goodies to post, so stop in often.

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